Invited lectures necessarily get creative during this time! Thanks to the Community of Saint Peter in Cleveland, Ohio, for welcoming me – virtually – into their homes to deliver a talk entitled “Empty Pews” about the religiously non-affiliated. This was a great chance to share ten “storylines” emergent from conversations with “nones” around the United States. Why do people shed former religious identities? What explains why more and more Americans identify with “nothing in particular” when it comes to religion? I was grateful for the opportunity to talk through responses to these questions with such an engaged (Zoom!) audience!